Monday, August 02, 2010

Tea leaves, feng sway, poop

Reading tea leaves. Right. Why not interpret your swirly poop?
Funk shweigh. Right. What do you do when the Earth suddenly reverses it's poles? Yes, it does do that, fairly frequently in geological time, so is East = West, or what's the deal?
Which is better? Dog poop or cat poop? Ask a dog. Ask a cat. There are certain conflicts in the world that will never be resolved.
Doesn't mean we need to kill each other over it, unless you're prey.

So, the bottom line is, "Don't be prey." either in the jungle jungle or the people jungle. There are many options, invisibility, eat them before they eat you, or shake hands, have a nice dinner and sleep in your bomb shelter.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Crunchy slugs

If you happen here it's because it's a Google blog and mostly I'm on Wordpress but sometimes I post comments and end up having to use the Google login, which is fine for me, but may confuse others.

Not unexpected though for latent schizophrenia.

This year so far it's been cool so we'll be living on peas and lettuce.
The tomatoes are up but they are just sitting there frowning and refuse to grow any larger. I wouldn't grow any larger either except I'm already large.

It's so cold that the slugs follow me when I slog around the yard. It's a good thing they can't move fast or I'd be slug bait. "OOOOOOOO! Warm body!" I can hear them burbling or whatever sound slugs make. "Must catch, must make slime, warm wonderful slime!"


Saturday, March 06, 2010

Collecting dust

This is my blogger blog and it's mostly a dead zone since most of my scintillating stuff is on wordpress or facebook (hork!).
However, if millions decide to that they need to absorb my derivations, then ok, vote for me for president in 2016. I'm not sure what name I'll be using but it really doesn't matter.

Bort my providnitza. Have no idea what it means other than it's possibly nasty.

Monday, February 15, 2010

You don't pay attention and the next thing you know...

you've got a grandchild.

The peanut arrived Feb. 13, 2010, and a peanut he is, pretty scrawny and small, but quite healthy and hungry.

Time to drag out the Calvin and Hobbes.