Reading tea leaves. Right. Why not interpret your swirly poop?
Funk shweigh. Right. What do you do when the Earth suddenly reverses it's poles? Yes, it does do that, fairly frequently in geological time, so is East = West, or what's the deal?
Which is better? Dog poop or cat poop? Ask a dog. Ask a cat. There are certain conflicts in the world that will never be resolved.
Doesn't mean we need to kill each other over it, unless you're prey.
So, the bottom line is, "Don't be prey." either in the jungle jungle or the people jungle. There are many options, invisibility, eat them before they eat you, or shake hands, have a nice dinner and sleep in your bomb shelter.