If you have children, don't

So the boy, son number 1, who smashed his finger experimenting
at work which caused him to get fired and almost lost
the end of his finger because it was so squashed and who's
wife also seems to break body parts occasionally, called up
to find out what was going on this weekend, and that
they might come down if they could steal enough gas, and
oh by the way the same hand just got tore open again.


Trying to start a lawnmower and the cord snapped and came
back and whacked his hand. Big slash.


These kids are either accident prone or prone to accidents.
You will not find me being a passenger in their car.