Saturday, March 18, 2006

My Skin doesn't Love mE

I hate youNg PunKs who put raNDOm cAPs in their POSts.

I bought a mango. I think it's a mango. I think they are good for us.
Unless it's a papaya, which I think is also good for us.

My car has only one fully functional door. Hello. I paid money to
have them fixed. We'll see.

On top of all that, I'm turning into a fungus!
Some itchy skin, sure, I'm old, but mushrooms!
Give me a break.

I shall try the non-ingestible methods.
If those fail, I will do battle with my doctor,
as to what internal ingestibles I would be willing to take.

Good news: mushrooms go away, I lose 40 pounds
Bad news: Ack BEER! sob

Good news: non-ingestible methods, cheap, known to work usually
Bad news: I'll smell foofy for a bit, and I don't like it

OR and i say OR usInG RaNDOM caps,
I can just be ME!!! muhahahahahahaha
FUNGUS MAN!

Aren't you glad you ARE or ARE NOT related to me?

3 comments:

FrothMistress said...

I'm an escargot. You have a prob with that.

FrothMistress said...

Or, I could be a shitake mushroom.

Skin stuff sucks. Soft hugs from here.

Dwelf the senior raincoat said...

I'm trying the body Selsun Blue.
if this fails, i shall do battle with my very nice docwoman, about which evil antifungal to ingest.