Sunday, January 01, 2006

How to Chop down a Tree

Well, that's nothing more refreshing than chopping down a tree on New Year's Day.
Except maybe making snow angels in the nude.

It is good to remember those important words from the Knights of Ni.
"Run away! Run away!"

When trees fall, no matter where, or who's not there, they do make a sound.
Most of us slept through physics, or have conveniently forgotten it.
Here is an important theorem:

A tree that is 30 feet tall, will fall a distance of no less than 90 feet.
This is the triple tree theorem.

Move your car appropriately prior to chopping away with a dull axe.

2 comments:

FrothMistress said...

So who's car got hit? Or house?

Dwelf the senior raincoat said...

No cars were damaged in our tree downing, nor any mammal limbs injured.
There is however no place to park for the next 3 years as it all gets hacked up.