Tuesday, January 31, 2006

My name is Inigo Montoya

"Although the creation of a universe might be very unlikely... no one had counted the failed attempts."

Do you know how many times I tried to make bread?
And even now sometimes a loaf will go bad.
Flat, dry, untasty.
105 days with no rain in Phoenix, Arizona.
Global warming at its current rate will raise the ocean 16 feet.
This will not reach Arizona.
It will give me beach front property though.
57 of the last 60 days it's rained here.

"You killed my father. Prepare to die!"


John Doom said...

It's not so bad not having rain here. The only problem is that the already bad drivers are SO used to dry conditions that they panic and wreck only after a few seconds of sprinkling.

Dwelf the senior raincoat said...

Hahahahahaha. When the sun comes out here, people also panic. "Ahhhh! I can't see! The world is on fire."